The blog to end all-blogs. My readership has been built upon the strength of the support I have built in the regional press.
Press reviews:
The Dudley morning Herald:
"Disenchanting, uninteresting and frankly insulting"
The Cobham & Esher Guardian:
"What is this shit?.."
This is basically an attempt to fill the hours and hours on end of free time that a first year Politics student/slacker receives.
Its better than watching the walls. Well, at least for me...
Just by chance found this blog. Is he taking the piss? A fellow asking people to ease the load of his credit card debts with donations on his blog! Amazing, an innovative new tact.
Also...
I think it's generally accepted that if you litter you're looked upon as a bit of a pariah by the general public. Kind of a Jade Goody post-Shetty, pre-cancer era pariah. How come though it's fine to just casually drop your cigarette butt on the floor. Hypocrisy amongst the aristocracy bureaucracy?.. Look, they picked up so many they re-constructed Australia. This version seems less competitive/resentful of convict roots though which is an improvement.
The above obviously said tongue in cheek. I love Australians and am in no way xenophobic. Except for the Danes
I've just watched pretty much the best football match of my life. Tottenham Hotspur coming back from 4-2 down to draw 4-4 in the final 5 mins against the bloody Gooners. I was riding on the proverbial wave of elation until I was pointed in the direction of this...
This is utter bullshit. We need to get a sense of humour. Russell Brand has been around long enough for people to realise that he occasionally is prone to a slightly more abrasive style of comedy. If they didn't like him in the first place then they shouldn't have let him work up the rungs of showbiz. The entire incident has been blown out of proportion. Basically by the antichrist, The Fucking Daily Mail.
Before the Mail on Sunday led with an article on the recording on Sunday there were 2 complaints. However, it seems all we need is a tip in the right direction by the right wing press and we have 27,000 complaints and a resignation by Wednesday. What's worse is the fact that next to none of these complainers have actually bothered to listen to the clip in question anyway, going on what they've been told. Its just fucking Daily Mail Britain and its depressing. Its not like Andrew Sachs is the figure of perfection, portraying a stereotype Spaniard for years in Fawlty Towers didn't exactly endear him to the Spanish. But I suppose the Daily Mail hates foreigners and thats why they didn't make a big deal about that.
Anyway, we've lost one of our best comedians at the BBC today and I'm not happy. I now have an hours free time every week that I din;t before that I shall have to reallocate.
Who could have thought you could get any better than Return to Cookie Mountain???? Well, me. I only thought it was alright...
Dear Science is a cocking tour de force. It may be lacking in the Bowie backing vocals of previous efforts but it dicks all over everyhting else regardless. Imagine pop, but just much much better. Hooks, hooks, hooks,
Sitek is a genius. Dancing Choose is the best TV On the Radio song ever. I just went there. Check the vid...
So I was just making toast and I ended up getting quite angry. I had an inner monologue discussion about the weighting/airtime given to the famous Marmite love it or hate it debate. Personally, i'm not bothered either way, take it or leave it.
There seems to be a huge social hoo-ha surrounding Marmite. A 'condiment apartheid' I suppose you could say. I think, similarly to, oh I dont know... Hollyoaks or Kerry Katona, Marmite is one of those things that people spend far too much of their lives talking about. See, I'm even doing it now!
It just seems a shame when there a such superior products out there on the market. What we should be doing is discussing the wonders of versatile, svensational tasting and frankly innovative products like Bovril, or Small Chunk Branston Pickle. It saddens me that the dominant condiment on a market thats built its reputation on thriving for diversity and pushing things forward is a one-dimensional, backwards product that can only really be described as a mediocre toast spread.
Anyway, I best get going. I'm off to make a mug of Bovril...
