Monday 26 January 2009

Mafletics...

Today I learnt how to:

Differentiate
Do Matrices
Do Logarithms
Work out slopes
Find minimas and maximas
Loads of other Math-related shit

I feel like such a poon-daddy right now. It must have been why Einstein did it. Although he wasn;t struggling with early AS-Level Maths but hey-ho.

Below: A whole load of REALLY funny Maths shit.

I genuinely find it very hard to understand any of these gags.






Sunday 25 January 2009

Oh shit....

Also, Alan Davies whipped out the best joke ever on Q.I on Friday.

"You hear the one about the two Spanish firemen?"
"Jose and Jose B"

Just realised it doesn't work written down as such.

Oh well.

I TAL ICS

The whole of that last post was in itallics for some reason.

Slantage.

First Love...



I just illegalled Emmy The Great's debut album. It's been AGES coming but it's as awesome as I'd hoped. The production on the record is really cool. The adjective that springs to mind is nice. All these folk albums that are coming out at the moment seem really prone to being over-produced with ridiculous string sections during every gap etc. First Love is really well balanced...

Check out The Easter Parade, Dylan, The City Song. Or just listen to the whole thing like you should do.

Check out myspace...

Sunday 18 January 2009

HeartBeats.

Charlie and I finally had our clubnight confirmed yesterday so we are super happy. It's all jolly exciting having something to do. Look at the flyer... fun!



However, there is loads to do: design flyers, posters, order flyers, apply for flyering license, do the flyering, download a whole shit load of music, attack people left right and centre on facebook and myspace, other day-to-day admin. It's a hassle. I don't really know what my point is here to be honest, I just felt like making a really long list. It's not even that long.

i am in possession of the new Franz album. It's not the tour de force that no one was expecting but it's still pretty fun. I can not get My Girls by Animal Collective out of my head. It's just amazing. I also just got a remix of it by some fellow called Dave Wrangler which is just as good.

Tottenham drew today. bleh bleh bleh.

I found a funny little anime-esque cartoon of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas today. I wonder if that's meant to be the Samoan on the right?! I like it...



Now listening - Belle & Sebastien - Stars of Track and Field (If You're Feeling Sinister)

Monday 12 January 2009

Toothousandandnein

Things I'm looking forward to in 2009...



Seems I'm on my own with this^^

Albums I'm looking forward to in 2009 (or at least that I maintain should come out this year)

Jamie T, Arctic Monkeys, Beirut, The Cribs, Dizzee?!?, Foals, Good Shoes, Jay Jay Pistolet, Justice?, Kid Harpoon, KLAXONS, MIA, Maccabees, Radiohead?, The Rakes, Rumblestrips (except I heard the new album is Ronson produced - ew.) An EP at least from Vampire Weekend please.

Can't wait for this:



And hopefully this:



(thanks Tom.)

As well as:

No alcohol for a couple of months
Running some half marathons
Embracing the genre of hip-hop musicaaaaaaa

Seeing the following live:

Neil Young (Glastonbury I hope)
Bruce Springsteen (ditto)
Robert Zimmerman (some arena somewhere)

Oh shit I almost forgot,

The second series of thissss:

Jaydiohead

A whole albm of Jay-Z Radiohead mash-ups. Download it fo' free at:

http://www.jaydiohead.com/

No Karma is awesome. As is Lucifer's Jigsaw.
Don't miss out. Don't be a donut.

Also downloaded Tha Carter III by Lil' Wayne today. From the few tracks I've heard it sounds off the hook. Can't wait to sink the ol' teeth into this one.



And obviously Merriweather Post Pavillion but enough harping has been done on this subject already.

x

FIRE FIRE

Studio taster from Jamie T. Everything else better be this sexy.

Friday 9 January 2009

WickedSuperDuperMegaUpload

Thanks Tom for telling me how to do this. I'm pretty sure if and when you add it to iTunes it won;t be in the right order but whatever trevor. Just realised I didn't even put covers for it.
Also, Line In The Sand I paid for on iTunes so can't share it. Uh Oh

God I'm pathetic.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R7E9K92L